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Cotherstone Cheese

A particularly crusty wedge of smegma, popular amongst Teesdale farmers for its aroma and ability to wedge a stable door open.
Following the dinner party at the mansion, the ladies retired to the sitting room and the gentlemen compared their wedges of Cotherstone Cheese.
by two princes November 18, 2021
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meat cheese

A by product of sweat, glandular expulsions, and body dirt found on the male anatomy usually in and or around the area known to many as the taint.
Yo, Your mama has some meat cheese in her moustache... whose taint has she been licking?
by tdawg2015 November 24, 2015
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The Big Cheese

Executive Supervisor of the Eurovision Song Contest Martin Österdahl. First used by Julia Sanina at Semi-Final 1 of the Eurovision Song Contest 2023.
He's the Big Cheese, the top dog, it's Mr. Eurovision himself, Martin Österdahl!
by Rigel ESC May 11, 2023
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Swamp cheese

A cheesy smell coming from the scrotum, usually caused from unwashed dumpster dick. Could also be caused from dipping your fresh cock into swamp puss. You stink up the whole god damn house as soon as you drop your drawers to wash blue cheese nuts. It a lot like fermunda Cheese. A stinky smells that comes fermunda your nuts. But swamp cheese is more severe.
I came home from a whores house and had the worst swamp cheese I’ve ever had!
by Swampcheese69 April 4, 2019
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Japanese Cheese

When your lactose intolerant friend drops a massive duke in the toilet and calls it dropping Hiroshima.
My friend Sean dropped a massive Japanese cheese after eating 5 cheese bread, Alfredo, cheezits, and a milkshake.
by Wanjarthen November 28, 2021
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Sac and Cheese

The action of marinating one's scrotum in a bowl of macaroni and cheese, preferably Kraft, and subsequently having a partner (preferably lactose intolerant) give a blowjob.
Alex: My girl Amanda and I felt like mixing it up a little last night, so we decided to go for a great sac and cheese.
Amanda: Alex, I was there.
by zetapinu June 22, 2014
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Veddy Cheese

Veddy Cheese is saying that very few people in the world know the actual meaning of. Great punishment is served to those who get caught saying it.
"Veddy cheese!"
"Yes, veddy cheese indeed."
by Bchea January 28, 2014
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