Canadian Back-Woodsman

Fill a guys hairy ass with syrup and then lay under him while he squats over your face.

Jenny showed me a Canadian Back-woodsman, never again!

by Kerminator80 December 3, 2020

Canadian Down Under

When you combine Vegemite and maple syrup, smearing it on your girlfriend’s vagina before eating her out.

“Last night Stacy smeared Vegemite and maple syrup on her pussy, then had me eat her out”
“Oh you had a Canadian down under”

by Cletus McClitoris August 12, 2025

Canadian Brown Eye

When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.

This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.

by SomeFreakyDude August 11, 2011

canadians

maple gods, freeze proof, insult proof, ultimate hockey fans.

"ah, but thats some canadians, for ya, eh?

by dog lover god October 23, 2022

Canadian Cigar

Shaving another man’s pubes, ball hair, and ass hair, then smoking it in a joint.

I gave my friend a Canadian Cigar last night.

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Canadian Mugging

When you put someone at gunpoint and force them to take your own money.

"Did you hear about Jerry being involved in a Canadian Mugging? He just got like 200 dollars for free!"

by toocnan December 7, 2023

Canadian Double Standard

A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.

I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!

by Dizzy Pink June 5, 2015