F-cup Cookies

Jap cookies that will give you big F-cup breasts instead of a big ass.

Contains a "herbal breast enhancer". F-cup in Japan is DD here.

Kid 1: Oh gosh she's got big tits, I bet those are fake.
Kid 2: Nah she's just been eating too many F-cup cookies.
Kid 3: No actually, those are fake.
Kid 1 and 2: Oh.

by anathemaa July 14, 2009

Wisconsin cookies and cream

Take a funnel. Shove it in someones ass. Pour a gallon of milk in. Remove the funnel. And eat it. -starfishsan

Last night I gave my girl a Wisconsin cookies and cream.

by Starfishsan November 14, 2016

cherry blossom cookie

cherry cookies sibling

known as a serial killer/j

cherry blossom cookie

by hydrangeacookie January 22, 2023

Cookie Dough Cough

A bad chest cold accompanied by the hacking up of pale, thick mucous that resembles cookie dough.

I think something is going around at work. I came down with a sore throat and a cookie dough cough.

by Detr May 16, 2013

Pot Cookie Blues

Picture this: You eat some pot cookies. The pot cookies kick in, and it turns out they're working a bit better than you had planned your day for. You wind up cancelling your plans for the rest of the day, and nothing gets done for 10-14 hours. Sounds like you've got a case of the pot cookie blues.

aww man. I was not prepared to be THIS cooked. I gotta go lay down. I've got the pot cookie blues.

by scooterthetooterandbooter September 23, 2019

Semen filled cookie

A cookie batter filled with semen and any other topping. Then cooked at 450 degrees in oven for 30 minutes. When finished serve to your guests and have them guess what’s inside! (Warning: This may start a house fire so be cautious or do it outside. Cookies may be salty.)

Person1: Damn, these cookies taste great! What’s the secret ingredient?
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.

by Name Unrelated March 1, 2019

COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS

A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions

*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?

Yeah sure, that sounds fun

by ggij031 September 1, 2016