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Christian

A boy who eats cat shit out of his best friends litter box
Did you hear that christian ate Lisa Lisa’s shit?
by shahsaa November 25, 2021
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Christian Pastor

A common name for nice guys who excel in computer science, creative writting and friendship. They are usually good lovers, If you are patient enough for someone who makes love to your mind first always.
-Christian Pastor Is finishing hus tird book this year
-He surely reads fast!
-He wrote them
by Cripty February 1, 2018
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Eva and Christian

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began spending most of their time together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn't always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3
by Chazard04 December 29, 2023
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Christian-Central-Academy

worst school in all of new York.
"I hate Christian-Central-Academy they are so judgey and they have the worst dress code
by HELPMECCAISSOBAD February 25, 2025
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Whole christian

A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues

Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.
Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.
by subway572572 October 28, 2023
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Christian hamid

The biggest bulla who’s boyfriend is Jakob he wants d in his mouth he loves to suck on big black ds because hes gay like his brother Jaden no matter what you do he will always be the biggest bulla you’ll know
Christian hamid: hi I’m the world biggest bulla
by Trini god August 16, 2024
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christian the latrine

First I gotta Christian the latrine
by Christianthelatrine November 7, 2020
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