My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.

Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

by mezz_.o June 14, 2025

child of the light

child of the light

A child who is lost in sound, time, and reality.

"that poor kid."
"did you know?, He's a child of the light."
"sad."

by lkaoiss February 18, 2023

Child

Me

My name is child

by Child Slayer March 15, 2021

ur such a child I love it

When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child

Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*

by predator101 May 31, 2023

Child

A tiny human being

Child is a very annoying child

by ARoundBox December 13, 2021

Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.

Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*

by WordWorld September 29, 2025

Child Abandon

Abandoning a child

Child abandoning is so wrong

by 459395 June 7, 2023