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Child

a child is a young human between the ages of 0 to 18 years old. they require much attention mainly in the first 10 years of life. It is the parents job t look after a child until they are 18.
that child is quite loud.
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?
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Child

What your perants regret
mother: I WISH THIS CHILD NEVER CAME OUT MY ASS
by Racist white guy November 14, 2021
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mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.
I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.
by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022
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Burnout Child Syndrome

A condition where students, regardless of academic ability, experience extreme stress and exhaustion due to overwhelming academic pressure. It leads to emotional fatigue, loss of motivation, and declining mental health.
Amelia is currently suffering the case of Burnout Child Syndrome
by Emi Rose March 18, 2025
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Child

A little fuck of nature who poops themselves.
by ladog November 29, 2018
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My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.
Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”
by mezz_.o June 14, 2025
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Child

The child looked on in euphoria as the primes rolled in”
by Followmeonreddit November 22, 2020
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