Me in August: Noooo, the First Day Of School is in less than a month now! Homework, stress, 10 months of torture!
Me at the end of the first day of school: Huh, that was easy. There's no homework until a month from now. All I had to do was introduce myself.
Me at the end of the first day of school: Huh, that was easy. There's no homework until a month from now. All I had to do was introduce myself.
by DaKing1234 August 13, 2024
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
by EdenXera December 28, 2017
The First Rule Of IT is turn off and then turn on again
The second rule is to plug it out of the power sourcce for 8 seconds and then plug it back
The third rule is to never doubt the indian technician guy
The second rule is to plug it out of the power sourcce for 8 seconds and then plug it back
The third rule is to never doubt the indian technician guy
Example 1 :
when everything goes wrong with your computer remember the first rule of IT
Example 2 :
when in doubt power off and restart
Example 3 : actually a reference from the series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D Season 5 Episode 2
when jemma a lead scientist tries to avoid getting hit by an enourmess astroid she talks about the first rule of IT and puts it in a good use by powering off and powering on the space ship
when everything goes wrong with your computer remember the first rule of IT
Example 2 :
when in doubt power off and restart
Example 3 : actually a reference from the series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D Season 5 Episode 2
when jemma a lead scientist tries to avoid getting hit by an enourmess astroid she talks about the first rule of IT and puts it in a good use by powering off and powering on the space ship
by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS June 06, 2018
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nacho Libre: The First Juvenile Release For Napoleon Dynamite; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nacho Libre: The First Juvenile Release For Napoleon Dynamite; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
this law states that all fighting is push to the same sex to protect the way of life of all humansapians /humanoids races throughout the entire universe and earth . because opposite sex needs to mate and have babies to continue life on earth for every next generation there after. and same sex genders can't have babies or sex together. so those people who really love to fight...keep it to the same sex because you provoke so many people to fighting for you so it don't end all life on every world and piss off ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL who created it all and make all his precious work to go to waste and make an everlasting divine punishment that won't ever cease.
the first law of the circle of life must always be upheld regardless of your feelings being superior to the opposite sex. it's not a rivalry it's a team. i have spoken this judgement, if you do not uphold it and abide it. don't cry to my or my FATHER GOD to fix things that you can't ever fix and always will regret.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 07, 2022
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025