pupil boner 

When the human pupil is traumatically stimulated it can over dilate & lightly puncture the sclera membrane (the puncture is boner-like in appearance). Only occurs when looking at real and spectacular pillows with remarkably symmetrical nipples

Lew: I got a migraine headache from the pupil boner Jackie's tits gave me.

pupil boner by MPT 69 February 5, 2021

Food Boner 

To enjoy a meal that is so delicious it stimulates your sexual organs thus resulting in a food boner.

My dick hurts today from the massive food boner that steak gave me last night.

Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.

Food Boner by Dommyb11 June 10, 2011

phantom boner 

When the penis becomes erect but you can not for the life of you think why the blood is rushing to your phallus, then you are in possession of a phantom boner. It has no reason to be there, just like Hitler at a Bahmitzvah, It just shouldnt be there.

You are in church singing a glorious hymn, but why oh why are you pointing to the heavens? The phantom boner has taken over and wont go away for at least half an hour

phantom boner by Keithmorreason November 16, 2009

pro-boner 

When a prostitute gives their service for free.

If you're hot enough, maybe that prostitute will give it to you pro-boner.

pro-boner by Bobojoe December 19, 2010

Glow in the dark boner tag 

When many a gay men gather at a party, all of whom are nude except for wearing glow in the dark condoms.The lights are turned off while they all proceed to jump around and touch each other with their "glow sticks". All of which is done to the anthem of up tempo rave music.

What a great glow in the dark boner tag game. Lightsaber fight!

Glow in the dark boner tag by ZachAttack792 July 19, 2010

Lonely Boner 

A person that has no life, friends, and especially girlfriend, who sits at home with nothing to do other than sit at home and beat off all the time.

"Where would I be without college? I wouldn't have friends, I wouldn't have a girlfriend, I would be the lonely boner that sits at home and jacks off all the time."

Lonely Boner by lonelybonerx2 September 22, 2009

Scrooge Boner

An erection one gets during the holidays.

"Watching my cousin signing Christmas carols gave me a huge scrooge boner."

Scrooge Boner by This is not Brendan January 1, 2010