Bf: So 2nites the nite, rite?
Gf: Sorri but my moms always home when i get back..shes a total COCKBLOCK.
Gf: Sorri but my moms always home when i get back..shes a total COCKBLOCK.
by sidy June 30, 2005

The game that did good and amazing around 2014-2016 and then the devs decided to fuck up the game and make it terrible so people quit it.
by UNCLE BOY NI84Y053265 May 3, 2021

A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.
by LtDan1974 April 3, 2019

by LegendaryWølf September 6, 2022

You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.
"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."
by beargryllsbornsurvivor August 25, 2012

Birds camping 24/7 on their flat base bombing the biased bitches with explosives. They are classified as bitches to the block sumo community (especially to moles). The bbs (biased bitches) ignored the birds. They have the biggest grudge towards the moles species. Today I met a guy called CooIestKevin with the biggest grudge on us moles. The bird king will do whatever it takes to destroy other humans evolving to the bird colony.
by imsusUWU December 21, 2021

In the middle of having sex two young Mormon men walk into the room and start to talk to you about the good word of Mormonism
I got Mormon cock blocked last, but the stuff they’re talking about is really great, you should look into it
by losers_is_me July 5, 2019
