anal colada 

Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency plus mayonnaise. The mayonnaise is a must!!

she sucked my dick after we had anal sex and she said she loved the taste of anal colada and wants some more!! omg i love you!

anal colada by buttruffler September 25, 2010

anal crumpet 

The anal crumpet is an individual whose morals have collapsed into the rectum and much like hemorrhoids, they are painful to be around. This is an individual who is despicable and irrefutably nasty and has a history of being a player or attempting to be a player. The anal crumpet has no morals or is morally ambiguous, making them extremely unattractive or otherwise creepy.

A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.

"My ex-husband cheated on me and lied about it! What an anal crumpet!"

"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.

anal crumpet by That Crazy Hermit Writer July 5, 2014

Anal ring 

Officially known as an anal stretching ring. A device used for that purpose, to stretch - and keep it loose enough - one's anus in preparation for anal sex. Serves the same purpose as a anal/butt plug. Comes in various sizes and can be made from different materials.

The doctor used an anal ring to prep me for my enema. (read this in a book)

Anal ring by Carima905 January 11, 2015

anal horny 

A strong sexual desire to be anal penetrated.

It is common for a bottom to be anal horny.

anal horny by Rainami October 21, 2010

anal plucker 

A person who is being discourteous and very annoying. Usually in a situation where you want to call them an anal plucker in front of others.

Way to go ya anal plucker you just ruined any chances at all for me with that girl.

anal plucker by bead seed June 10, 2011

Anal Volcano

happens when taking a dick in the butt really hard and the dick cums in you. The explosive Diahrea after is known as anal volcano.

Sara took it so hard last night this morning that bitch had a Anal Volcano.

Anal Volcano by CONNvict May 10, 2012

anal wax 

When you pour hot candlewax down another man's spread anus

Boy 1: did you see Dave's burnt anus
Boy 2: yah I anal waxed him

anal wax by bananafagger December 15, 2014