MAX jack

The act of riding on Portland's MAX lightrail without purchasing and/or validating a ticket. Honest riders often forced into MAX jacking by out-of-order ticket dispensers and/or validator machines.
The Rockwood validator was out of ink, so I had to MAX jack it all the way to Beaverton.
by Sophie Osborn April 14, 2007
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jack nipples

Man, I asked for a lot for Christmas but got jack nipples!
by Bo__jangles April 26, 2017
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jacking ape

Jacking ape is a pejorative term referencing the common sight of apes masturbating in zoos. Its use may be directed at those doing that which may be hard to explain to children or those doing something entirely out of place and thus ruining an activity for everyone.
You're like Michael Jackson at a playground.....such a jackin ape..

Its Halloween... Are you a ghost or a racist.....it doesn't matter you're a jacking ape nonetheless
by whatlife May 05, 2015
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Tow Jack

When tow truck drivers engage in abusive, predatory, tricky practices to snatch vehicles, that would be a "tow jack" or "tow jacking."
Watch out for that guy in the tow truck sitting at the end of the lot. If you leave the restaurant and walk across the street to mail a letter, he will tow jack you out of the parking lot the minute your foot steps outside the building.
by JohnnyHoffa December 13, 2008
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Creme Jacking

Licking out the contents for a Creme Egg, filling the contents with semen and having a sexual partner eat said egg.
My girlfriend and I were bored at home one day, she was a little peckish so I treated her to a spot of Creme Jacking.
by UGotCunted161 July 17, 2019
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Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.
John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.
by Leubert McCracken January 12, 2011
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Jack Boss

A Jack Boss is a really weird kind of person. Very emotional and probably gay. He’s really nice to everybody but he tends to put others before himself. Very much a weirdo though! Kinda gay.
Jack is such a Jack Boss! He’s so gay and nice!
by ToriScottSmelly October 14, 2022
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