Hows my hair

How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"

Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*

by CaTheMousseiest September 8, 2013

habeeba hair crisis

Habeeba hair crisis is simply any habeeba that doesnt know how to style their hair instead they make it go over there eyes and look like azula from the last part of ATLA she also makes a bunch of ass jokes and mustache jokes and laughs at them for the rest of the year she also simps for pedo clowns (Hisoka) also simps for people over 18 ( all of the pro heroes) watches way too much cody ko and kurtis conner and then laughs at sugar gay jokes has most likely rewatched sugar gay 50 times minimum gets catcalled in random malls by fuckboys that want some interesting photos she would also get in trouble for laughing at ass jokes during math lessons she has a bunch of "wifeys" and each one thinks the other person is the side hoe when she doesnt know how to tell them that her actual side hoe is hamza. she has around 25 side hoes and most she doesnt even know at this point they all think they are the main character when it's obviously baba zade he is one of the hottest men around he is godly but also very humble he calls other people daddy senpai to humble himself when he know he is the ultimate daddy senpai he is king he is the one and only main character ok back to the hair crisis girl well she thinks that anime characters with more trauma are hotter thats why she likes bakugo, levi, aizawa and many MANY more she likes mad music like lil darkie but then listens to harry styles.

Did you hear about the new habeeba hair crisis side hoe "no" Apparently it's going to be zade *EVERYONE GASPS*

by the only why November 7, 2020

ass long hair

Specific type of long hair length where the bottom of it reaches almost between your ass cheeks.

Girl #1: I wanna grow out my hair!
Girl #2: How long tho?
Girl #1: I wanna have ass long hair

by ratis le sexologist February 25, 2021

prince hair harry

the BEST era of harry styles i will be taking NO arguements and if you disagree then you’re wrong.

“prince hair harry is better than frat boy harry”

by canyonhqbit March 15, 2021

mick mow hair

Afro american hairsyle that looks like mickey mouse

The girl has a mick mow hairstyle.

by Dr. Homeslice December 21, 2021

tik tok hair

Tik Tok hair is a haird-do created by teen boys on Tik Tok (e.g. Eboys, softboys, etc). The hairstyle consists of hair that looks like you've been electrified, or hair parted in the middle and straightly swooping over the eyes. These guys act like they're so hot and irresistible (e.g. by licking their lips and staring at the area seductively), when in reality, they're 15-year-old boys. Most girls obsess over these dudes. Popular examples include Jeremy Hutchins, Dom Brack, and everyone in the sway house.

Person A: *Walks in with hoodie covering hair*
Person B: "Hey... why's your good up?"
Person A: "I made a mistake... I big big mistake...I tried the Tik Tok hairstyle"
Person B: "EWWWW!!! CHANGE IT BACK!!!

by A_Credible_Source March 9, 2022

A Nut Hair Away

When someone is so close they are just “A Nut Hair Away”. When someone is so close to something there is no other way to describe how close you was or far away you was so you need this to describe it. You was so close to that something you was doing that it was just “A Nut Hair Away” or “A Nut Hair Close”.

Example 1: I almost lost my job I was so close to losing it, “I was just “A Nut Hair Away” or I was just “A Nut Hair Close”

Example 2: I got saved by a nut hair.

by A Nut Hair June 20, 2021