bum-drummer

A bum-drummer is a male person who partakes in the drumming of the bum, ie a batty boy, queer, homo, shit stabber. or in the conventional wording a homosexual.

get lost you bum-drummer.

by steve-g May 25, 2006

Bum Aids

A combination of all dieases, including STD's, but also can be given to someone who is just a complete loser and goes without sex for long periods of time.

Oh my god buckers u've got bum aids u look like the orc general from lord of the rings return of the king

by Ben jones March 9, 2004

fancy a bum

A question to colleagues or friends (mainly in a work/office environment) when you are gasping for a cup of tea and want to go to the kitchen in a group to get drinks and socialise.

Tom - "I'm quite thirsty."
Chris - "Fancy a bum?"
Tom - "I'd love a bum. Put the kettle on and I'll meet you in the kitchen."

by megaduff October 9, 2014

SKATE BUM

noun- also Sk8 Bum. an enthusiast of skateboarding, esp. one who gives it priority over work. usually enjoys alcohol on a regular basis. often in the company of a SKATE BABE.
commonly associated with the motto : BOARDS, BOOZE, AND BABES.

that guy parties all night and skates all day, he's a damn SKATE BUM!

by Mike DAMMIT November 11, 2009

fly bum

Cool looking homeless people

"Man that guy is so fly bum, check out his trainers and his dog"

by Stu Brandom May 26, 2004

machine bum

Usually associated with consuming large quantities of semi-undigestables, such as corn or peanuts. The effect is a rapid-fire rectal discharge of the consumed food(s); often accompanied by diarrhea, accentuating the percieved effect.

"We had a great time at the picnic! There was lots of corn on the cob, but the next day I had a major case of machine bum!"

by franklore December 6, 2007

Bum Spray

What happens after anal and you dont use a condom

Guy 1: "Hey man did you and the Dan get it on last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I totally got bum sprayed! It was awesome!"

by wegointohell December 16, 2015