bus muffin

"Bus muffin" is a term commonly used, when on publice transport, to describe someone who you quite like the look of and therefore, will do your best to sit in the seat next to them. Even if there are plenty of other seats available.
"The bus I took yesterday was full of bus muffin, man! I didn't know where to sit so I just hovered over each one until I got off or they hit me! You should have been there, man!"

"Hayley thinks Chris F. is a bus muffin. That's just not right..."
by cavefish April 20, 2009
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bus fapper

Bus fapper is a singapore buses facebook page enthusiast who mechaphiles with public buses in Singapore
Look at how Shaun keeps doing bus fapper on that bus!
by Singapore Buses June 17, 2020
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bus

sex object for bus enthusaists
hey that's a bus enthusiast jerking off to a bus
by alvinkanglikesdicks March 02, 2023
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Bus

Where we droppin' bois?
We need to jump from the battle bus
by Octasional April 04, 2018
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Bus

A large vehicle that takes the piss and doesn't arrive on time.
Student: Man my bus will arrive in 44 minutes
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!
by MrsRelatable December 10, 2021
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Bus

The deadliest yet funniest tool of destruction in the world.
Person #1: Did you hear about Martin?

Person #2: No. What Happened?

Person #1: He got hit by a bus.
by Schizophrenic McMurderBus July 09, 2013
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Bus

Same thing as trucking, but with kids
Let's bus some kids in the School Bus
by PappaPacman February 15, 2018
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