Shadow fucking

It’s just like shadow boxing but with fucking. It’s when an individual practices sexual acts on air as a training method.

I was shadow fucking im my room to train for tonight.

by The definition man who defines April 9, 2023

fuck girl

This type of person will probably be caught making out with your best friend and trying to convince her to date 10 minutes after meeting at the local shitty bar on a Monday night consquently after telling another one of your pals she likes them and wants to be with them. she'll probably tell you she loves you even while you're in a relationship. as well, she might harass your stright roommate about her sexuality. she will most likely will be wearing a backwards hat, and other lesbian apparel. she's pretty cool until she fucks around with everybody in a 10 mile radius AND lies about it.

oh my gosh Bailey is such a fuck girl we can't take her anywhere without her trying to fuck everyone and their mother! (literally)

by notafuckgirl August 30, 2016

Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....

This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

Fuck Nasty

a word (other than a pronoun) used to identify any person, place, or thing (common noun), or to name a particular person (proper noun).

Someone who is -Well loved teacher by all of the young private school coeds.

Will only go to a restaurant with someone he is fucking.

Won’t hang out with friends any other day than the last Friday of the month.

Snappy dresser.

Giant mongo calves.
Secretly loves the double sided river dong.
Lives a life with too many rules.
Always walking the dog.

FuckNasty’s draconian law is choking MHH!
Don’t be like Fuck Nasty and hang out with us next Tuesday.

I pulled a Fuck Nasty and showed up late because I had to walk the dog.

by Golfisbetter November 27, 2024

fuck

The first word said when stepping on the bedside lamp plug which you forgot to plug in to the wall socket.

The word is usually followed by 'Bastard' or 'Cunt' or both, but others can be thrown into the mix to reduce the pain. And usually shouted for approx 15 minutes repeatedly whilst standing on one leg.

'Turns out light to get into bed and bedside lamp plug is laying on floor'

FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD CUNT FUCKING PLUG FUCKING CUNTING BOLLOCKING HEAP OF SHIT FUCK CUNT PLUG FUCK FUCK FUCK

by ib4uib January 1, 2022

fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week

James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up

by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024

Fuck Bestie

A fuck buddy who is also your best friend, but you aren't dating for some stupid reason.

Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.

by porkchchoppanzeefin June 2, 2020