Dog with 40 dicks

A male human in heat

Look at the ass on her, I'd like to wear it as a hat, damn that makes hotter than a dog with 40 dicks.

by Fa Fa January 2, 2008

Windex Dick

When a male is masturbating and the sound of his foreskin going up and down his penis sound exactly like a bottle of windex being used repeatedly

"is that a bottle of windex" "No Sidney is just using his windex dick

by Adbraham hitler June 13, 2018

crokk dick

Nicknamed after the infamous crokkpot, having a crokk dick is a derogatory term used to define a very small micro penis.

Man Tony went to fuck Hannah and she told me he has a crokk dick

by lityungin2 January 8, 2025

Dicked down

To be roughly fucked - attacked by a hard cock, maybe bareback, so hard that one loses one’s reason.

Man, I’ve been wanting to get dicked down by that guy for a long time.

After he forced me to get dicked down, I couldn’t walk right for a week.

by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

Sucking Dick

a way of "getting right" some would even say an achievement

i was sucking dick on call of duty last night top of the leaderboard every game i ate ass

by acbnkz July 28, 2022

dry dick

When you forget to buy lube, because there are too many types of condoms at safeway.

Linda: I had to dry dick because i forgot the lube.

by the 6th grade blonde boy October 7, 2016