DICK

IT IS BIG AND CHUNKY AND THE SIZE OF 4 METERS
THIS IS THE DESCRIPTION OF ANSH

"YO PIERRE YOU SAW ANSH DICK, IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO SAMS"

by DLSFAJKLS November 28, 2021

Dick.

A cucumber shaped mass made of cells that are attached to the human male. Size can very from 0.00000000000000001 inch to 3 feet.

Can I suck your dick?

Dick.

by Pooperdooper111233 August 25, 2019

dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 20, 2023

Dick Van Dyke

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.

Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris

by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020

Aspen’s dick

Slang for a big dick that has been inside of many dead mothers

Bro Jerry’s got an Aspen’s dick

by Cokclover June 29, 2022

dick bitch

a phrase used to describe someone who is incessantly and annoyingly squawking about and hero-worshipping a specific person, and personally attacking those who express dislike of said person. especially someone with higher social standing than the aforementioned dick bitch. the phrase is quite self explanatory. one who is a bitch for anothers dick. but always derogatorily.

your brother is such a dick bitch for andrew tate; constantly saying how smart he is- like obviously not. The fucker looks like he was the reason that there were always bites out of those foam footballs in 5th grade, and somehow a marine life form at the same time! Foam-eating goldfish lookin ass-

by Professer Funnæy January 8, 2024

Mommy dick

When someone who is otherwise feminine and motherly gives the dick to someone else, usually lovingly but like a person trying to be a dom

Damn, you know that guy looks like he could totally mommy dick someone.

by Mistervarlet November 11, 2022