Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

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skiddle my fiddle

A phrase used when in very specific instances when running from something or when in great danger.

Eli running away

Also Eli - "skap my bap and skiddle my fiddle."

by Berry Skinny Man February 21, 2022

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Drink My Kids

The process of swallowing male ejaculation after oral sex (‘Kids’ referencing sperm)

Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category

(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty”
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”

by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022

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my voice

My voice moved in different tongues. My voice sings redemption songs. My voice suppresses segregation and arises integration. My voice speaks for minorities with no voice of their own. Speaks for the child living in the street with no hope for tomorrow. My voice speaks for the women robbed out of their beauty, girls robbed out of their virginity. My voice speaks out for the victims of rape. Like thunder my voice strikes rain is coming to wash away my sorrows when the rain stops my adrenaline seem to start from scratch. Like thunder my voice lightens. The sound so great it breaks the negativities, breaks the clouds and clears the sky. My voice dances in different rhythms. My voice is my pride. Moves in different tongues. My voice climbs high mountains of excitement. My voice speaks of justice

My voice is powerful

by Her Voice November 27, 2020

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