Ass

I was wrong on everything!!!
How could it be?
The birthday post…
And the others…
All was just a coincidence…
The numbers I surely thought…
As it has been years…
But again…
In my mind…
All the things I have done…
And I wondered why your response was none…
Now I see with clarity…
What I mean…
As it was never me…
You loved more than everything…

And with that I am a dumbass…
Again…

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 August 28, 2023

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jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"

by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024

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National Grab Ass Day

You fucking sicko. This isn't even a real thing. I hope you bleach your eyes and never search this up again.

No. National Grab Ass Day is just no.

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

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ass crazy

The equivalent of mad cow disease when found in donkeys.

When Pinocchio drank his first beer and became a mule he developed a severe case of Ass Crazy .

by RogueAquarius April 19, 2018

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ASS

Awesome Swing Society.
Founded by the 4 Ass men of Bristol in honour of the the Leigh Woods multiplayer swing.

We accept donations for the Lego colosseum.

We praise the swing Gods.

Not a cult.

We love apes and dislike the national trust.

Friend one: “have you heard of the ASS?”

Smart person: “yes! Praise the almighty Swing!”

by ASS Cheeks supreme January 22, 2022

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