Dick

A Mans dingaling

My dick is a fun thing to swing around and call dingaling or a slongdong

by 115gaming June 8, 2018

dick kelly

He is the greatest teacher to walk the earth and always has his favorite kids in advisory.

Hey mr kellly we love you
Thanks dick kelly

by Dick Kelly June 9, 2018

Glass dick

When your ice Pony is unavailable and won't return your phone call.

I lost the glass dick,how we gonna smoke

by Tincanman1983 June 9, 2018

soda-can dick

A really gurthy dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.

by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018

Dick Cup

A plastic container to insert penis into, to relieve oneself of urine. AKA a male urinal.

Why the fuck does a 30 year old need me to hold the dick cup??

Yo, nurse, hand me that dick cup over there!

by ProfessionalAssWiper June 10, 2018

Layover dick

Dick that you entertain in the meantime before your next serious one comes along.

Girl we broke up, but I already have some layover dick in place to hold me over.

by Bbyyy3 June 11, 2018

Moby Dick

When you spend all your money on a 3 foot dildo on amazon and put it in your mouth.

Sarah : "OMG GIRL I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT"

Alicia "OMG YES GIRL MOBY DICK IN MY MOUTH"

by JeffaCakes2223555 June 11, 2018