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Let me stop in my tracks

The phrase you say when somebody behind you is doing the fappy face and you are about to "stop in your tracks" and elbow them in the nose.
Bryant's natural reaction to the Fappy Face.

Joe: "Hey Bryant, fresh cakes! Michael is doing the fappy face right behind you!"
Bryant; "Is that right Joseph? Then I guess you should... let me stop in my tracks! *thrusts arm back and hits Michael in the face*
Michael: Not now Bryant...
by De Pompoozle January 6, 2017
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oh my ness

a short way of saying oh my goodness and used when you choose not to say omg
john: i almost died yesterday!

tom: oh my ness
by Milo2010 April 3, 2021
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if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock
Yes daddy
HAAHAA
by gauda slay August 25, 2023
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waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

OR

can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".
"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"
by cocolingo August 11, 2025
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Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.
Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.
by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023
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Rats in my ass

The phrase “rats in my ass” can be used a few different ways such as, “damn” or “dang I thought I almost tricked you
The phrase can also be used as a verb after you do something wrong.
Addie: “Hey what’s your address?”
Jordan: “gives address”
* a week later*
Jordan:“hey Addie what gift are you sending me?”
Addie: “what are you talking about?”
Jordan: “rats in my ass”
*a week later a gift arrives*
by Candiman69 June 10, 2024
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derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide
Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
by astro648 July 5, 2024
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