My life so far

Just literal fucking garage fire

Oh how’s it going?

My life so far

by Bumcrackchesse4u October 11, 2020

be my bedtime

when u want to be someone's bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime!!

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

Shaketh My Headeth

A fancier way of announcing your head-shaking action

Person 1: "Hey man, did you see the new My Little Pony episode?"
Person 2: "Shaketh My Headeth, it is of the course that I have not partaken in observing that childish cartoon show"
Person 1: "Okay Shakespeare, I was just asking..."

by Poopstick404 May 28, 2017

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

my gooch bitch

something funny to say y around friends

wanna know what that smells like “My Gooch Bitch

by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020

my friends

dumbass white people

my friends are dumbass white people.

by Tori !! June 28, 2023