wind dick

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year”

by Dick pickle May 26, 2018

Dick whipped

The female equivalent of being pussy whipped. This happens when a guy fucks a woman so much better than any other guy she's ever met has, she'll do anything to get more dick from him. She'll do chores for him, like clean and cook for him. She won't be bitchy or cause unnecessary drama. She'll treat him with the utmost respect. Even if he doesn't treat her well.

Girls bend over backwards and treat Paul like a celebrity. They cook dinner for him. They clean his apartment and iron his clothes, even though he treats them like shit. They must be dick whipped.

by JJBravo June 19, 2024

the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex

James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017

dick bomb

The receiving of a random and/or unwanted dick pic.

Friend 1: "Ew! He just sent me a dick pic!"
Friend 2: " HAHA YOU GOT DICK BOMBED!"

by bonk.b!tch January 25, 2020

Dick CartWheel

The art of sticking your dick inside a girls pussy and spinning around like a helicopter.

I like that Dick Cartwheel you did last night

by JEREME-SAN February 11, 2021

Dick Trumpin

Tea baggin is outdated, we dick people in the face. Being cocky.

Tea baggin: balls in the face
Dick Trumpin: face full of cock

by Carolyn Destruction August 7, 2024

Big Dick

He is an very nice person with a long schlong and a nice fat R9

Martin has a big dick

by Nitram999 November 22, 2021