dick softener

You turn people off bc your sad as fuck

Omg she's such a dick softener

"Fuck you dick "

by Dick softener June 5, 2018

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Dick flick

A film, that is generally liked by all men and is therefore safe to watch with a group of male friends. It's like the same as a chick flick, but for men. It is almost never about a romance between a man and a woman, but the lead is often a succesfull man or even a hero. Appreciated subjects include guns, cars, war, blood, sport, action, unrealistic creatures, money or 'bitches'

Have you seen The Fast and the Furious ? It's the best dick flick you'll ever see !!!

by YOSHIxoxo May 13, 2018

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dirt moving dick

One who moves dirt for a living, drinks, fight, fucks and does drugs when on the road, usually has an old lady at home with kids.

Look at that Brytan guy he’s such a dirt moving dick! But he’s cute tho “sploosh”

by 1234125 June 5, 2018

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Dick

Something u don't have

Lukas has no dick.

by ordiliam June 6, 2018

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Dick Ooze

The jelly that spills out of a man´s burrito when he gets overexcited with a girl´s Taco Al Pastor if you catch my drift ladies/ gentlemen

"Damn dude, you wouldnt believe the Ooze I shot after a hard session of knobbing at Jenny´s last night" -Some dude named Jeff who plays in the Lacross Team

"Dude I went full mode Schwarzenegger last night on Enrique. The Dick Ooze was so intense I thought I America would invade me fearing it was oil" Chad, 24 , been in college 2 years longer than he is supposed to, calls everyone dude

"Shit man Trent was bugging such a douche I thought we were going to drown on all that ooze his dick was spilling" - Brandon, not related to any Stark, thinks he is beach ready even though he drinks beer for breakfast and yells titties at every girl he sees showing an ounce of skin

by The Real Slim Chad May 17, 2018

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