My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.

My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad

by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022

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MYs

the fandom name of aespa, a K-POP girl band formed by SM entertainment

MYs are the most delusional, dumbest fandom that hates on every group ever for having no sales

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almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

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on my way

what one says when they’re moving consciously in a positive and healthy direction

bio: “on my way”
Viewers thoughts: “they’re on their way to greatness.

by anonymous May 21, 2023

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Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024

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