ass quicker

is a combination of testosterone stupidity at an altime high and a new form af male pms...only men with the name johnathan can posses this name

johnathan is an ass quicker!!!

by michelle dexter December 28, 2007

Ass Cracker

Its mean your a fucking ass and can't do shit

So someone sitting down not doing anything and your like oh you fucking ass cracker

by Atalo June 7, 2017

Baboons ass

A friend that acts like a asshole at a party and is jumping all over people like a baboon

Mike: wow ,that was some party last night wasn't it...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...

by Asheater July 17, 2016

Ass Angry

Way more severe than butt hurt.

He skipped butt hurt and went straight to Ass Angry when he found out she cheated with his best friends dads older brother.

by anonymous December 1, 2024

Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you

Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap

by Domphuckery September 27, 2025

ass tits

When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.

Bitch got some nice ass tits!

by 1BadMF July 30, 2018

Bitch ass flu

Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally

Ayo i heard BIG KEV has the bitch ass flu

by The_General234 August 16, 2019