freshman dirty dick down

When you weeb on a preload until it’s half empty and then sell it for full price to a freshman

“Don’t do the freshman dirty dick down on it”

by KronKrootleBooted May 20, 2018

SMall dick

Casey Hackett

The means Casey Hackett has a small dick cause Paige said it

by Yourdadtextmehey May 21, 2018

Dick-twiddle

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.

Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)

by mjs2003 May 23, 2018

Dick Stick

Aron

You are a DICK STICK.

by Stick Dick May 24, 2018

dick-slap

the act of slaping someone in the ass with yor dick

girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish

by wolfieisyay May 24, 2018

Dick Pillow

When your dick is so big that you could stuff it with cotton and your girl can sleep on it.

¨ḧow was your sleep?¨ "Good I slept on a dick pillow¨

by EEADKJW May 24, 2018

bike dick

When you are riding so hard your dick rubs a Against your shammy to you cum

Peter Sagan: Man I really got bike dick on stage 6 of the tour. He said to mark cavendish who did I got bike dick because of Castille

by Big nasty 69 May 25, 2018