Falafel my Waffle

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018

Waffle cone 'n

The act of pooping in a laptop and closing it.

Dude I had to poop so bad I just waffle cone 'nd in my computer.

by anonymous September 12, 2020

dj waffles

A Person who likes to promote his server cuz its dead and is a mod in a server just for sending a meme he is a nice guy but is pretty ngl

DJ Waffles is pretty much a nice guy

by DJ Wafffles October 18, 2020

Waffle Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and decide to stomp on the turd to mash it down the drain.

I don’t buy toilet paper anymore, I just shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

peanut butter waffle

elias likes to suck his wang

elias likes to suck his wang all night long. he is a choo chogger

by Jµeíδ May 1, 2004

waffles

A longtime weed dealer from Connecticut, real good dude, will give you the shirt off his back.

Yo y'all cop some of that new herb waffles got, yeah man I went over his house last week and he had me smoke DMT

by Oblock Sanchez April 19, 2022

skin waffle

When someone presses someone else’s testicles in between their thighs.

That skin waffle hurt so good last night, may I have seconds...?

by Hellatru March 16, 2019