A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
by Prof K1792 July 4, 2017
Get the virgin in practicemug. by ifr-ifollowroads September 13, 2016
Get the experienced virginmug. An antisocial fuck that isolated himself from society by playing fortnite or having reddit as their only source of social media. They are considered by women as “untouchables” and are at the most bottom of the society hierarchy.
by Gaygaygay69 October 10, 2018
Get the Virginmug. Friend #1: We finally had sex and she let me finish inside her!
Friend #2: She’s definitely not a creampie virgin anymore bro!
Friend #2: She’s definitely not a creampie virgin anymore bro!
by JFC96 April 4, 2025
Get the Creampie Virginmug. 1: Hey Stevenn, did you have sex this weekend?
2: nah man, I did something even better. Play League of Legends!
1: literally get bitches you pathetic virgin.
2: nah man, I did something even better. Play League of Legends!
1: literally get bitches you pathetic virgin.
by Firebirb November 27, 2022
Get the Virginmug. If you havent had sex, or if you own a red iphone 8 and a fake gucci wallet and ex girlfriends name is talya
by xdlolgoodboy December 27, 2018
Get the virginmug. When you nut in a girls mouth and before she spits/swallows says thank you and all of your cum drips down her chin.
Last night my gf did Virgin’s blowjob and my cum dripped don to her tits and it was fucking hilarious.
by TheAllKnowingDuck May 8, 2018
Get the Virgin’s blowjobmug.