by dvanovik January 05, 2017
an uncle smudgey is when a person fingers there asshole to get shit on their fingers then you rub it in a poor innocent bitches face therefore you uncle smudgeyd someone
"hey i im gonna uncle smudgey kyle watch this"
kyle gets smudgeyed
"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"
kyle gets smudgeyed
"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"
by rbudburnin October 23, 2013
After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.
by OnendunWontcare September 19, 2023
A Friend who pays child support works a lot has a child with an ex wife that sleeps around with other men and goes on weird spur of the moment trips with his brother Joe
by Jmj0313 January 27, 2024
A Friend who pays child support and has an ex wife a kid and works so much. Spent time in the slammer and goes on wild adventures with his brother Joe.
by Jmj0313 January 27, 2024
Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,
by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023
by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023