Trump Turkey

a turkey that supports trump and hates democrats. Also has a crippling addiction to alcohol and straight 1900s Sherlock Holmes ahh pipes.

Look at that Trump Turkey!

by Otistube1 May 25, 2025

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 27, 2009

turkey breast

the act of putting turkey sandwhich meat on bare naked breast and eating it off them.

dude1:dude that chick i got with last night.
dude2: yea?
dude1: i toatally turkey brested her.
dude2: awsome im going to turkey breast my girl tonite.

by jaraiya December 18, 2009

Turkey Breast

a females boobs

"dang those are big turkey breast's."

by Bella The Bomb November 22, 2019

turkey bush

a girl who has a hairy fanny it gets so big turkeys can live in it!

oh my god laura your turkey bush just layed an egg!!

by victoria87 December 04, 2007

turkey call

tongue in the butt, as the person farts

I would love to give that bitch a turkey call

by armamilfs April 19, 2024

Quad Turkey

When you got a thick large dookie in the queue . A dump so fat, it might blow the O ring on the way out.

1. Damn bro, I gotta get home ASAP! Needa dump this quad turkey. 2. Brooo I gotta shit so bad! Think this one’s a quad turkey!

by Quad Turkey August 31, 2022