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stinky chicken

When a females genitalia smells bad. When the panties smell like a box of chicken that has been left out for over a week. Or when the pussy looks like the raw uncooked/unbattered version of the skinless chicken
Hey girl, let me get a taste of that stinky chicken
by Random dumb ass January 31, 2007
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choking the chicken

when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.
male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken
by xxx_anonymouse_xxx November 22, 2015
mugGet the choking the chickenmug.

Chicken Chips

Instead of properly cooking Ramen noodle, one simply breaks the dried noodle brick into chunks and adds the flavor packet. Walaa! Chicken chips!
That lazy niger (that's Ni-jer) Basil don't even cook his food. He just eats "Chiken Chips". My example does include Chicken Chips!
by Honky McCracker August 14, 2011
mugGet the Chicken Chipsmug.

magic chicken

Dave: I always impress the ladies, my cock can do tricks.
Whowar?: You have a magic chicken?
by EddyK May 4, 2005
mugGet the magic chickenmug.

Chicken leg

The act of pulling your dick out of your pants in a public place and yelling “chicken leg!” And put you cock back before you get noticed. Extra point for playing in a mall, triple the points for playing in school and not getting caught.
by DallasBoy12345 August 12, 2018
mugGet the Chicken legmug.

The Chicken Tube

A contraption spotted in the mid 80's in a North Carolina Porn Shop. The jist of the chicken tube is that it is a Piece of PVC about 8 inches long with a cap on the end. You, as the user, are instructed to insert boneless breasts of chicken into it, hold it under warm-hot water for 5-7 minutes, then insert your schlong into it and start goin' to town until you blast your baby batter.
I thought I might take home that tall blonde last night, but had to break out the chicken tube instead.
by Mr C. December 11, 2003
mugGet the The Chicken Tubemug.

chicken dick

Getting 'overly, stupidly, uncontrollably excited' about something or 'anything' for that matter, to the point that their reaction is seen as the equivalent of been turned on.
example 1
Bill: So Ted was headed home and on his walk he ran into a bunch of old bikes.
Mike: Oh fu*k!
Bill: Yeah, you should of seen Ted chicken dick.

example 2
Me: Frankie! we're going to the Park!
Frankie the Dog: Starts running around the apartment like an idiot, panting with his tongue out, drooling on himself, nearly pissing himself with his eyes bulging out of head
Me: Look at him Chicken Dick.
Tate: Jesus! just wait till we get his purple tennis ball out.
by Frank Asiago May 30, 2013
mugGet the chicken dickmug.

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