Too uncle

When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle

John is too uncle for transition lenses.

by Johndoe30 July 23, 2018

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 25, 2023

Uncle goober

When you call your uncle goober it means he is silly and not that brainy

Omg my uncle is such a goober that’s why i call him uncle goober

by uncleegooberrrr September 05, 2022

Uncle Fucker

When some one fucks some one else's uncle

Iv'e fucked more uncles than you uncle fucker

by Chikabille February 10, 2021

uncle pricky

A chubby chaser.....

"Damn, old boy is hammered and about to pull an uncle pricky on the kool aid lady."
"Uncle pricky?"
"You know, hes about to mow a really big lawn"............

by Good Ole Tainty June 06, 2011

uncle pricky

to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis

if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!

by kiwi smithers April 18, 2011

first great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male first cousin.

My first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019