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Max

Max is one of the hottest guys you know. He is always the life of the party, and great to be around. He is an amazing athlete, and loves sports. He can always make you smile in the darkest times of your life. He tells lots of jokes, and they're funny like 80% of the time. You would be really lucky to have him.
Woah, have you seen Max today?

Yeah!

He's so hot!!

I'm so jealous
by #ispeakfacts May 31, 2023
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Max Park

A person so fast at cubing that he is not even allowed to go to Mars.
Did you hear? Max park got a ******* 3.13!!!!!
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Max

Max is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. They are kind, funny, and will always be there for you. They turn heads when they walk into any room, and their smile will make the world stop spinning because of their beauty. Knowing Max can be the best thing that ever happened to you, so cherish the moment. Max cares deeply for their friends and family, and you should count yourself lucky if you get to date them. They are one of the best people.
They’re so pretty, they must be Max!
by alexisnthere June 14, 2023
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Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human
Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
by Shmebulach June 17, 2023
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Max mayfield

by Maxismine June 20, 2023
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max

someone who thinks they are right all the time and thinks “elle” is pronounced as “ellie”, when it is in fact, NOT.
“max sucks
by maxhateclub June 28, 2023
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Max

(alright, time to define myself)
The type of person who you see around who's quite chilled out and relaxed when comfortable, but not fun to get on his bad side. Doesn't have many friends but isn't the type of person to need to anyway. If talking to friends, a max is able to talk for 8 million years without stopping about whatever he's into, but for everyone else he's a bit awkward (but it doesn't come up enough to be a real problem). A max is also interesting to listen to if people understand what he's talking about, but to the untrained ear sounds like a gibberish master. Overall, just a chill person who can be interesting to listen to, and I'm sure you know at least one max in your life somewhere.
Person: "Hey, did you hear that guy in english who gave a verbal essay on a single sentence, but can't talk to one person properly anywhere?"
Person 2: "Yeah I did, I think that he's a bit of a max, a unique social anomaly from what I've seen."
Meanwhile max when he's having a conversation: "H- *dies* "
by Max_542 February 25, 2023
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