Taylored

When a kid name Taylor brother hits ice and messes up his hole car!

Taylor taylored him self

by Taylored April 23, 2017

taylor

Taylors are the most loving caring human beings on the planet if you have a taylor in your life never let them go because if you do your gonna regret for the rest of your life shes the most loyal and trustworthy person and taylor's are the realest most genuine person you'll be proud and make a lot of people jealous by saying shes your best friend

taylors my bestfriend

by gangnem34 November 24, 2021

Maddison Taylor

Maddison Taylor has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. She will do embarrassing things to impress a boy. She loves attention and will do anything to get it. But most importantly she is gorgeous and doesn’t know it

Girl: Who’s that?
Boy: I bet she’s called Maddison Taylor

Another boy: she’s beautiful

by Allison Jjoa May 16, 2019

Taylor

A man whose parents thought he was a girl and picked this name. They thought he was a girl because of how truly tiny his penis is. He would give anything to be a girl! His IQ is at least one standard deviation below norm. He talks like a Valley Girl despite being from the East coast. He knew he’d have to marry right out of college on account of how tiny his little peen is. He wants to marry for money, but will probably marry someone who works for a non-profit, and then pretend to be confused by the concept of money. Worse than his stupidity though is his laziness. He thinks because his Grandpa was a doctor that makes him a genius, not recognizing he was given every opportunity and all he has to show for it are a few floaters on the toilet. Worse tho than all of the above is how incredibly mean and vindictive he is—especially to women. You won’t be surprised that he’s gay because his hatred of women is palpable. Also to picture his parents bumping uglies is the ugliest site in the world. Also his gimpy arms and legs and would benefit from having his clothing tailored (ha) because his appendages, like his penis, are hobbit-like. Stupid, selfish, spoiled, obnoxious, lazy and mean.

I don’t want to wipe my own asshole, I’m a Taylor!
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor

by Big hiney January 26, 2022

Taylor Test

A test devolved from Taylor Hetherington from the Autoalex channel. The test is to slam your closed hand into the bottom of a steering wheel, to see if a vehicle's horn, wipers, or lights activate.

Oh you got a new car? Have you given it the Taylor Test yet?

by TeamAbzy June 1, 2024

Taylor

The ugliest most funkiest most fugliest person you’ll ever meet. They always have brown hair and smell like shit. Beware if you meet a Taylor.

“Ew bitch you smell like a Taylor”

“ugh YOURE such a Taylor”

by bigbootyjudy00 July 23, 2022

Taylor, the Creative

Tyler, the Creator’s cousin.

A more distant cousin of Tyrone, the Maker and Tyreek, the Builder

Did you hear Taylor, the Creative’s album Ivor?

My favorite song from it is probably Slightly Used Magic Wand or Ivor’s Theme

If you like that wait until you hear about Tyler, the Creator…

by ñēvērłāñd March 14, 2025