Text-spectating

the urge to receive a text back after sending one to someone

Text-spectating is essential if you want him to fall over for you. I left him on read so that he would be text-spectating and now we've been dating for six months.

by Michael Fox September 13, 2018

Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again

He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

by pp cc uu October 2, 2021

text hunny

When two people are 'dating', but they only ever text each other. They tell everyone that they're together, but are never go out, talk or do anything together.

Often seen in younger kids that don't know what a relationship is, or just idiots.

Girl A: Jack and are really dating!
Girl B: No, he's just your text hunny

by Clyde the pac-man ghost August 6, 2016

Text blizzard

Inundated by a large number of texts

I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!

by Albu quirky April 23, 2018

Text length

Having a desire to maintain communication with someone without actually speaking on the phone. Similar to arm's length but more high tech.

Friend: "Johnny's really cool."

Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."

by Jwil August 31, 2013

Drunk texting

Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars

“We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”

by Psedhduru July 15, 2019

text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.

As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."

by QuacksO April 29, 2019