You will find some one better!
1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)
by Madderfackker March 21, 2018
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Trauma Text

When someone tells about their overly dramatized "traumatic" experiences.
Omg! Jenny just sent me a trauma text. Poor Jenny!

My life is such a trauma text!
by roflolmao haha June 24, 2018
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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot March 29, 2018
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Oh shit text

When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.
Matt: damn...

Mark: what?

Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...

Mark: what'd it say?

Matt: You don't want to know...
by santy5666 July 20, 2010
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Shorty Text

Everything my girl says is a shorty text
by Noxnohi August 31, 2023
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banana texte

The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.
I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!
by PlaceReporter99 March 11, 2023
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Alpine Text Message

To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.
by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019
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