surpriseness 

What a person sais when they cant think of the word surprise.

Girl 1: What does that cake taste like?

Girl 2: surpriseness!

Girl 1: do you mean surprise?

Girl 2: Ahh yes...

surpriseness by pharavhor February 27, 2014

Surprisex 

Surprise sex, aka Rape

-"I heard it's that random chicks birthday over there. "

-"I'm gonna surprisex her."

or

-"I just had the worst surprisex."

-"What?"

Surprisex by bwhite8 April 20, 2011

Surprised Pirate

A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.

"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."

Surprised Pirate by sniperoo September 13, 2011

The Surpriser 

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the anus and 1 into the vagina

I just gave Shelly the surpriser and she loved it.

The Surpriser by Matthew Law November 30, 2006

suprise me sue 

This happens when you are engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind, doggy style if you will, and you pull out, and spit on your girls back so she thinks you have cum, then when she turns around, you blow your load all in her face.

You should have seen the look on your moms face when i gave her the suprise me sue

suprise me sue by mreader September 26, 2006

surprised on sunday 

When you get drunk on saturday night and go home with a dog-ugly person and wake up next to them on sunday. you take a shit on their pillow and run for the door. Theiy're surprised on sunday!

Jodie was surprised on sunday when the smell of shit woke her up.

surprised on sunday by jsmithua September 7, 2006

Surprised pikachu 

Surprised pikachu meme is a really gay meme that is often used when a person gets irritated by someone on a sociable app to show that they are mentally depressed. Was created when a person watched one of the old gen pokémon animes and screenshotted it then spammed it everywhere. Is now overused pretty much everywhere.

person1: hey did you watch the new venom movie
person 2: no I'm underaged learn to check peoples profiles you american
person1: :surprised pikachu meme image:
person2: never talk to me again

Surprised pikachu by Bloxis November 11, 2018