by Carne_Fresca September 12, 2019
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Get the I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe mug.A male usually over 30-35 years who has a nice physic still looks in shape but lacks tone or physic in the mid section, Man boobs are appearing and a belly that says 'I like pizza beers and kebabs' and playing slot machines while holding a beer,
Person 1:"Did you see Johno down the pub,He's not what he looked ten years ago"
Person 2: Yeah since he had a few kids and got married he gained on some pounds
Person 1: Yeah but he still toned though he's in good shape just rocking that spare tyre around his waist
Person 2: He's got that Dad bod
Person 1: It suits him though he's almost 40
Person 2: Yeah since he had a few kids and got married he gained on some pounds
Person 1: Yeah but he still toned though he's in good shape just rocking that spare tyre around his waist
Person 2: He's got that Dad bod
Person 1: It suits him though he's almost 40
by Billyking January 18, 2022
Get the Dad Bod mug.The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
Get the Ur dad 2 degrees straight mug.I love my dad he cares for me he protects me and most of all I love playig a good catch with him....I love you dad 😇
by BadassFucker!! March 6, 2016
Get the Dad mug.A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.
Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*
*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*
*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"
by Milkgetter June 2, 2022
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Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."
Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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