Portugese Shower Head

The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.

Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.
Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.
by TheGhostpooper January 20, 2019
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Double headed shower

Two dudes urinate on a third member (preferably female) from the front and from behind.
I need to take a shower after that double headed shower I just got.
by Right_right February 14, 2017
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take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough
“Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower my G
by grandma sweater June 04, 2022
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three dollar shower

(v.) Usually during a roadtrip or cross-country drive; This act first involves pulling over to the nearest convenience store, gas station, or rest area and purchasing a 1-liter bottle of drinking water or larger

Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.
"Steve, this microbus has had a serious funk about it since some time after we passed the last state line."

"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."
by the_leif October 10, 2011
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Missouri Meat Shower

when you and your girlfriend are doing the hanky panky and she screams out the wrong name but you nut anyway so you consume 10,482 grams of meth
i tested out the Missouri Meat Shower last night and i think i can hear colors now
by TheAsidRan February 12, 2020
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hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.
After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.
by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016
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old-fashioned shower

refers to the actual shower which came into existence in the early 1800s. In contrast to the modern shower (shower in a can), which although gives a great sense of freshness, is no match to the cleanliness achieved by taking an old-fashioned shower. The term "old-fashioned shower" originated from The Stepbrother.
James: "wow i feel real nasty right now, toss me your shower in a can"
The Stepbrother: "nah man, it won't work, your too sweaty and nasty, what you need is an old-fashioned shower."
by LilBibby2342 October 08, 2005
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