Sexual Mishaps Club

An honorary 'club' that most non-virgins belong to. Joining the club is often by accident during the act of sex where something goes wrong.

Jimmy tried to finger his girlfriend and instead gave her a good poojab. They both joined the sexual mishaps club that night.

by Ben-Jamin82 August 30, 2009

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queer-o-sexual

a queer, or fagot.

some one for enjoys the company of other men in their rectum.

also known as fudge packers, butt pirates, butt budys, black cherry-poppers or just gayfers

man 1: so is randy straight or what?
man 2: oh, no, randy is a queer-o-sexual
man 1: joe owes me $50...

by jAx0r May 4, 2010

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sexual piece of ass

A very sexy person; person you'd love to fuck.

Damn, look at sara, she's so hot, she's one sexual piece of ass!

by markusssluvsher April 27, 2008

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Sexual intercourse

Sexual intercourse is when a man inserts his Penis into a woman’s Vagina or Anus

Hey Bob I had sexual intercourse with Elli Mcgunway

by Sweet and thoughtful 113 May 21, 2019

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buy sexual

when a gay person wants to by your reproductive organs for money $$

one sick mother fucker i dont want to meet

by scared little boy February 7, 2005

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A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.

Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.

by pastrielover March 20, 2011

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