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Rainbojangles 

Twentieth century musician author artist and explorer
Quotes by Rainbojangles:

“My presence of mind is frequently absent.”

"If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction."

"It's easier to leap if you're already dancing."

“Think before you speak. You might need to remember what you said.”

“The only thing you will ever possess is yourself, and that only briefly, if at all.”

“Fear is the question. Love is the answer.”

“The path to the truth is found in the spaces between the lies.”

“God is sacred. Religion is profane.”

“Most people think there is a God, but God is not what most people think.”

Smile. You might be happier than you think.”

“Life is a gift. Open your present.”

“My presence of mind is frequently absent.”
Rainbojangles by Savant Garde October 3, 2009
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gay as a handbag full of rainbows 

Someone that far too heavily advertises the fact they are homosexual. Overly flamboyant.
"I love that guy. He's as gay as a handbag full of rainbows."

Pulling Shit from Rainbows

To make up or extremely bullshit something so out of this world, that there is only one place one could have received it from and thats a rainbow
Tom: I ran 1 million yards in 2.4 seconds
Me: NO way, how did you do it?
Tom: Haha, its impossible, i'm just pulling shit from rainbows

unicorns and rainbows 

Unicorns and Rainbows refers to a feeling of perpetual bliss; only to be described as pure happiness and satisfaction. It describes what it means to finally find your true happy ending. Unicorns are nature’s most mystical creatures. When you find your Unicorn it will lead you to the end of the rainbow and to your "pot of gold".
I've finally found my Unicorns and Rainbows. I started my own business and I'm really happy!

farting rainbows and unicorns 

When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.
Ever since I first laid eyes on her I’ve been farting rainbows and unicorns!

Rainbows and Shit 

Used to sum up an event, action or feeling as a whole.

That's full of bullshit and gayness.

(Not of the homosexual kind either)
Dude 1: I got a ticket today. Girlfriend broke up with me, I got fired from my job, and my Xbox 360 got RROD!

Dude 2: Wow bro your day sucked.

Dude 1: I know right? fucking Rainbows and shit.
Rainbows and Shit by KnightimeX December 1, 2011

Rainbowsperm 

A type of sperm secreted by the vagina of a wolf named Seasonal, who resides peacefully on Wolf-Haven.com with her mate, Sheri, her pack, Shimmer, and her Chatbox friends, AKA The Douchebags. Rainbowsperm is dangerous, and when it comes in contact with another penis/vagina/mangina/pengina, a baby with moar rainbowsperm will be created (an example would be Sealiah).
Dylan is only awesome because he suffered a rainbowsperm attack.
Rainbowsperm by Seasonal April 28, 2011