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pirate

A guy who, is thirsty trying to holler at every chick he see's.

that will have sex with any female he talk's to regardless if she's is a -1 or 10 .
he doesn't respect the "game". he will say anything to a women just to have

sex with her, even if what he say's Doesn't make Sense.
(pirate)" damn lil mama you thicker than goverment Cheese
by jewleyouse January 31, 2014
mugGet the piratemug.

Gay Pirates

When two non-binary pirates scream about how much they are obsessed with one another and argue about how stunning the other one is.
Li: OMG YOUR STUNNING TIMES INFINITY LIKE PLS BE MY SIREN AND LURE ME IN WITH YOUR VOICE
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES
by Callingallbarbz July 12, 2021
mugGet the Gay Piratesmug.

pirate circus

When a woman is the center of a gang bang and at least one guy finishes in every hole.
That girl is the kind of freak I'd like to take to a pirate circus.
by Satinstains January 3, 2020
mugGet the pirate circusmug.

Pirate

Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.
Real Pirate: "Arrr, Hail the pasta!"
by direwolf December 3, 2014
mugGet the Piratemug.

Butt Pirate

Also known as the coon cunt. One who is really gay.
by ricochetcrazyeyes April 13, 2011
mugGet the Butt Piratemug.

Pirate-selfie

A pirate-selfie is the kind of a selfie, what you make with your friends, but without changing to front-facing camera, thus photographing the sun/ceiling/the floor/random people.
-Hey guys, gather around, I'm making a pic! Say cheese!
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.
by MedievalHobo September 22, 2018
mugGet the Pirate-selfiemug.

hitting a pirate's butt

becoming tired or fatigued, reaching the point of exhaustion. Derived from the more common "hitting a wall" expression.
I was out walking in the city all day and now I'm really hitting a pirate's butt!
by OberonTheGoat January 20, 2018
mugGet the hitting a pirate's buttmug.

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