pirates

volleyball players

There be baby pirates at the beach

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 18, 2023

Butt pirate

When a football team (who are the pirates) win a game and they like it up the butt to eachother on their bus to each game that is away.

The butt pirate likes a lot of men in the same bus.

by Shaddicks November 8, 2025

Pirate

Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.

Real Pirate: "Arrr, Hail the pasta!"

by direwolf December 3, 2014

pirate circus

When a woman is the center of a gang bang and at least one guy finishes in every hole.

That girl is the kind of freak I'd like to take to a pirate circus.

by Satinstains January 3, 2020

Gay Pirates

When two non-binary pirates scream about how much they are obsessed with one another and argue about how stunning the other one is.

Li: OMG YOUR STUNNING TIMES INFINITY LIKE PLS BE MY SIREN AND LURE ME IN WITH YOUR VOICE
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES

by Callingallbarbz July 12, 2021

Butt Pirate

Also known as the coon cunt. One who is really gay.

Ian is a Butt Pirate

by ricochetcrazyeyes April 13, 2011

hitting a pirate's butt

becoming tired or fatigued, reaching the point of exhaustion. Derived from the more common "hitting a wall" expression.

I was out walking in the city all day and now I'm really hitting a pirate's butt!

by OberonTheGoat January 20, 2018