When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 26, 2019
Get the Pirate Santamug. The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
Get the The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theoremmug. An insufferable, cum-guzzling demon woman who will deprive you of all wealth, happiness and prosperity. She resides in the shit-covered caverns of Whore Island.
by frogkingdadinlaw September 4, 2023
Get the Pirate Whoremug. (In the anime One Piece)
A title given to somebody who finds the previous Pirate King, Gol D. Roger's treasure, "The One Piece".
Said treasure is located at the final island of the grand line, "Laugh Tale."
A title given to somebody who finds the previous Pirate King, Gol D. Roger's treasure, "The One Piece".
Said treasure is located at the final island of the grand line, "Laugh Tale."
Luffy, for the 80th time: IM GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!
Zoro: For the love of god this is the 192,128,345,287,382,298th time you've said you'll be the pirate king
Zoro: For the love of god this is the 192,128,345,287,382,298th time you've said you'll be the pirate king
by WannaBeBritishPerson October 3, 2023
Get the Pirate Kingmug. A pirate is a true 'live for the moment' skateboarder.
"I mean how many 16 year-old surfers wear watches, man?"
"Yeah, well, he's got a job."
"Yeah, my point exactly. He’s not one of us man…You know, he’s not a pirate."
Skip Engblom on Stacy Peralta in Lords of Dogtown. It's worth mentioning, however, that Stacy most definitely was a pirate.
"Yeah, well, he's got a job."
"Yeah, my point exactly. He’s not one of us man…You know, he’s not a pirate."
Skip Engblom on Stacy Peralta in Lords of Dogtown. It's worth mentioning, however, that Stacy most definitely was a pirate.
by Roddy McTawdry March 15, 2021
Get the Piratemug. Anything of or relating to a larger, more preferable hind end quarters; A large hiney.
Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".
Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".
by Laneus August 23, 2009
Get the Pirate Valuemug. The best website on the internet, which lets you download basically everything, including movies, music etc.
urban dictionary fuckingly forces me to write an example that includes the word so ill just go: the pirate bay
by FishyFrog August 12, 2023
Get the The Pirate Baymug.