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word pimp

n. He or she that doth chargeth an exorbitant sum for commonplace words that, when aggregated, shalt have magical meanings that conferreth limited liabilities and haveth the power to compel writs of coram nobis, habeus corpus, etc.; and for such services he or she shalt render unto clients bills that doth contain billing increments as small as six minutes; and shall ye fail to pay him or her, he or she shall initiate the shaft of the law unto thine anus.
Oh man, my word pimp is on my ass about that employment contract I gave him; he backhanded me when I didn't pay my bill.
by Codezilla September 3, 2013
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Pimp

Man Pablo is a pimp

He has four bitches on his dick
by Pimpin ass motherfucker January 29, 2024
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Paddy-pimped

When a car, bike or person is totally decorated for St. Patrick's Day
I spent a fortune on shamrocks, streamers and a leprechaun seat-cover, but my bike and my girlfriend are both totally paddy-pimped.
by Tomonia March 6, 2015
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Filthy Pimps

Delusional Maniac terminology for his girlfriend's male friends and family members.
Maniac: " hoe imma break up with you so you better quit hookin' and act right.....or f*** you and your filthy pimps!"
by Spinderella in the Hood July 20, 2021
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wanna be pimp

by Anonymous January 30, 2003
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dinner bucket pimp

a man who solely lives off of Fried Chicken and hits on the staff of the local Fried Chicken establishment; a Man who is in a relationship where he is not the breadwinner and does nothing to assist the household except to eat the food that is in the home
Brandon is such a Dinner Bucket Pimp - he can always be found on the arm of the newest cashier at the local KFC.
by Sassy Transcriptionist January 3, 2014
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Simp Pimp

A person who thinks they’re “all that” and can pull anyone they want, yet still only wants one person in a relationship.
Darren thinks he can get any girl, but only wants one girl. He’s a simp pimp
by Simp Pimp March 11, 2023
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