Tryin to play dicks

Going head to head with someone. Basically challenging their manhood (Can also be used by really awesome females). Usually, this phrase is used when someone is about to get into a scuffle.

(Not to be confused with being gay)

Someone runs into you without apologizing:

-Excuse me! Don't you have something to say?
-Nope... I've got nothing to say to you, man.
-WHAT!?! OH HELL NO! This fool's tryin to play dicks with me! You tryin to play dicks, bitch!?!
-Come at me bro !

by hellokittylitter15 October 18, 2011

she can play

She is really attractive, and I would like to have sex with her.

No way dude is Margot Robbie in this movie? She can play

by Peaszy April 26, 2021

Play with your drone

Masturbate, pleasure ones self, waste time, jerk off, etc

Dude, just because Wal-Mart discontinued their greeter program, does not mean you should give up hope and "play with your drone" all day.

by Bigbybowski May 12, 2015

playing game of thrones

Taking a shit.

Example: I'm at work and need to shit so instead of saying I'm going to shit in front of customers I say I'm going to go play game of thrones real quick to defend the porcelain throne.

I was playing game of thrones this morning for like an hour after drinking all night.

by The real amazing racist July 17, 2014

roblox playing lesbian

A Roblox Playing Lesbian by chance may be a roast that your friend's brother may of called you.

"You must be the definition of a ROBLOX playing lesbian"

by Jay e Johanna May 22, 2019

smuggling play doh

Someone with a fat/possibly lumpy ass.

That woman is smuggling play doh.

by IzzieWizzieFace April 25, 2008

Playing Bill Oddie

Game played by bored female office workers, wherein an individual is selected and then compared with Bill Oddie. The game can be played using individuals known to both players or celebrities.

Rules: One must be selected as a sexual partner, death isn't an option.

Outcome: It's surprising how often Bill must get laid!

Nanette: I'm bored, how about Playing Bill Oddie
Fleur: OK. David Cameron or Bill Oddie?
Nanette: Ugh. Have to be Bill again. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Fleur: You wish! Your turn.

by Angel_k June 1, 2011