Skip to main content

apple-to-orange comparison

The comparison between two (or more) things that cannot be compared apple-to-apple, e.g. comparing the demand of being a kindergartener with that of being a college student — even though they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day
Trying to compare the stress levels of a kindergartener to a college student is just an apple-to-orange comparison—sure, they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day, but the responsibilities are worlds apart!
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025
mugGet the apple-to-orange comparison mug.

Peel her orange

Guy 1: dude did you go down on your girl last night

Guy 2: yeah but it was so hairy I had to peel her orange if you know what I mean
by Peelherorange April 15, 2016
mugGet the Peel her orange mug.

Orang Vegetal

A vegetal that is orange and makes you more ANGERY than a normal green vegetal.
I TASTE ORANG VEGETAL! ANGERY!
by Toxic9yroldfromxbox August 1, 2019
mugGet the Orang Vegetal mug.

orange seltzer

Trumps nickname when he gets too drunk.
yea, he's right orange seltzer is trumps drunk nickname.
by jack malack May 5, 2020
mugGet the orange seltzer mug.

a cup of orange juice

used when life is going good
ts is a cup of orange juice
ts is NOT a cup of orange juice
by juhoonslvr November 22, 2025
mugGet the a cup of orange juice mug.

orange

the worse fucking fruit, and only fat pigs that have nothing to do with their life like this fruit. it's so shitty that they named the worse Danganronpa character after it.

-Hiyoko Saionji
you: man I like oranges
me: you're a stupid pig
by bondfirr September 24, 2021
mugGet the orange mug.

orange

someone that came into your life unexpectedly and changed it for the good. Its someone you really care about and you are at your happiest when you are with them.
Me: hey, you're my orange!
you: awww really

me: of course :)
by Crazy girl in love January 2, 2022
mugGet the orange mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email