Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021

lesley woods

Beautifle
Kind
Mother
Loveing
Scouser
Legend

Dont mess around with Lesley woods she's truly powerful

by X_Beautifle_Madisyn_X May 16, 2018

YoGo In The Woods

YoGo-ing in the woods is when you just go in the woods for no reason

Person 1: Hi!
Person 2: YoGo in the woods NOW!

by Vee_Kiwxss April 29, 2021

Romani Woods

A guy who only dates white girls. He’s the guy who hates on dark skin women even though he himself is dark skin.

Noah - Hey did you know Romani Woods is dating someone?
Claire - Is she white?

Noah - Yes lol

by applebase45 February 20, 2022

Wood cookies

Man penis

This man is out here selling his wood cookies....

by Jayëë January 24, 2020

Chucking wood

Term for masterbation

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog

by anonymous June 9, 2024