Break you off

To pay someone off, to compensate, to give somebody a pice of the pie.

If you can find me a buyer I could break you off.

by El Clean March 11, 2025

Lunch Break Special

Going to the local park during school's lunch break and getting the greatest blowjob from your bf/gf

Ready to go to the park? I wanted to give you a lunch break special ;)

by anonymous2718 September 27, 2022

Notch Break

Notch Break is an synonym for masturbation.
It was first created after Notch (creator of Minecraft) tweeted about how depressed he was.

Guy 1: Have you read Notch's tweet about how depressed he is? He is a real wanker.
Guy 2: Well whatever I'll make a quick Notch Break now.
Guy 1: Eww, I don't want to know if you jack off.

by Trending new Words October 7, 2016

Breaking the Honey Pot

loss of virginity AKA popping the cherry

"Dude, I was breaking the honey pot last night"

by fhomas December 4, 2020

Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.

Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

Nut Break

Similar the heart break, but you regain the ability to breathe and function immediately after you nut. When you feel sad, just remember this saying....Nut hard, nut fast, nut first, nut last.

I had a serious case of nut-break when the girl I hung out with 5 times stopped called me back. I had to nut before I could go to work just to function. I had a case of nut break, not heart-break.

by roundeyemcgee April 13, 2021

Spring break

Spring break is an awesome five day break from school. It is the greatest break there has ever been. It was created by Travis and he yelled it through the halls after the final school bell rang.

Travis screamed spring break as loud as he could.

by TheRealSlothKing November 23, 2016