Nose-edextrious

To be able to snort the same about of force in each nostril

He snorted so much blow. He must be nose-edextrious

by Mackdaddy 707 April 19, 2018

gator nose

A turd so big one end is sticking out of the water.

I left a gator nose in the truck stop bathroom.

by T.R. Ollen June 18, 2018

Clean your nose

A person is insinuating committing a homicide

Chad” I’m going to you your money man I swear”

Danny “ f*ck that I’m about to clean your nose”

by Mack daddy myles April 19, 2021

nose flea

Nose flea or Noseflea is a slang term describing snot from the nose.

I had some chronic nose fleas last night!

by angryratman May 26, 2010

Kitten-nosed

When you’re so fucked up your nose turns pink and your tongue gets like sandpaper. Can be treated by sitting under a sunbeam and taking a nap.

“Quit licking me bro, you’re kitten-nosed!”

by Hog plastered November 20, 2021

Witch's nose

A dick that has warts and/or is infected with an STD that causes warts or growths.

Don't date him, I heard from a friend that he has a witch's nose.

by IntroT April 17, 2020

Nose Ring Theory

The theory that a woman with a nose ring (particularly a septum piercing) creates and often has a personally defined by personal trauma, a need to prove she's "authentic", disagreeableness, and far leftism. Often masculine men perceive these women as something to avoid.

Man 1: Hey bro, that girl over there is pretty cute. Should I show her the rizz?

Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.

by Obeflow August 27, 2025